Step 1: Have a cold, clammy, wet fish handshake. Like having week-old salmon slapped into your palm.
Step 2: Always have your mobile turned off, tell your clients you hate email and give them your home number that always goes to your answering machines so they can't talk to you.
Step 3: When you open your browser window on your laptop in a cafe when meeting with your client, ensure that you have a photo of a well-endowed blonde who's not afraid of showing you what she had for lunch in the background.
It's all about professionalism, people!
Two weeks in and I'm finally feeling like I can hand over my crown as Countess Snotula. However, I think that has more to do with multiple 'Flu Shots' than any of the medications handed over to me.
Flu Shot: wild-bee honey vodka & freshly squeezed lemon juice served in a frozen shot glass. To be sipped as often as required. Or until you fall over sideways.
Yum.
This is not going to be a blog about me getting absolutely trolleyed on vodka (although it is astonishing how quickly that can happen when one is on antibiotics.) It is about the diversity of the area I live in.
