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28 October 2003
Now why didn't I think of that?

In response to his discovering a wart on me:

"Ewww! Go rub a frog on it or something!"

Thank you, Dr Ghost.

ladymisstree • 12:54 AM • So what do you think? (9)
20 October 2003
Repeat after me, I am worthy of couture

Let me start by saying that I like my men like I like my Saladas, man-sized, not snack or bite-sized. Thusly, we have had some difficulty finding appropriate raiment for Ghost down here. We were going to hold out until our trip back to the US this December, where we would purchase clothing in the sort of frenzy only seen at a half-off Manolo Blahnik sale.

Then we watched our first episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Poor Ghost barely knew what hit him.

ladymisstree • 02:32 PM • So what do you think? (8)
14 October 2003
Surgeon General's Warning
Too much of this:


may inspire you to attempt:


while wearing these:

This may be closely followed by crunching noises around the patella area, accompanied by excruciating pain and profuse profanities.

Consider yourselves warned.

ladymisstree • 07:05 PM • So what do you think? (10)