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17 May 2004
Complete buggering bollocking monkeys (and not the good kind)

Some days it feels like a conspiracy. I've JUST completed putting together my first Movable Type blog and what happens? Movable Type releases a new version that will cost me a cool US$99 to use. Yes, I know there is a free version still available, but you get no support with that and, with my technical ineptitude, it's not an option.

Poo, bum, dickie, wees.

ladymisstree • 12:44 AM • So what do you think? (5)
07 May 2004
The innocence of childhood... not

I've just spent a good hour or so chuckling at some of the rhymes and songs listed in the Dictionary of Playground Slang. I was familiar with most of them, although it startles me that here I was, all of six years old, singing things like (to the tune of 'Tragedy' by the Bee Gees) "It's a tragedy, When you have a fuck and your dick gets stuck, It's a tragedy!" Or (to the tune of 'Seasons in the Sun') "We had joy, we had fun, we had candles up our bum, But the joy didn't last 'cause the wicks were too long."

I can't imagine I had the first idea what I was singing about.

ladymisstree • 07:13 PM • So what do you think? (6)