Dear LadyMissTree

We, the Melbourne business community, would like to formally apologise for taking two years to realise what an exemplary potential employee you are married to.

We would like to offer our sincere regret at not responding to his impressive qualifications and references immediately and hiring him on the spot, paying him ridiculous sums of money for the pleasure.

We are a bunch of complete ignoramuses who have ignored a genius in our midst.

For two long years we foolishly disregarded both of your attempts to convince us that failing to employ this man was against all our best interests

We hope you take this most recent employment offer to your husband as a token towards rebuilding our relationship and we promise that when this contract ends that we recognise his potential immediately and shower him with further job offers.

With our sincerest regrets

The Melbourne Business Community