I know some people just roll their eyes and tune out when they hear the words "I had this dream last night" but if someone can tell me what it means to be digging cars out of pits of Coco Pops (Cocoa Puffs) or why I need to be wearing red tufts with yellow spots on my ears like a tufted owl, then I would greatly appreciate it.

I have finally got to the bottom of the 'biscuit/scone' debate. For the longest time, Ghost has believed that a UK scone is the same as a US biscuit. Closure was achieved by me getting off my arse and baking a batch of scones. Apart from being delicious, scones are apparently 'bread-ier' and less buttery than biscuits. I know I'll sleep better at night, Coco Pop entombed cars and tufted ears notwithstanding.