Ladies and Gentlemen, Thingies, Xangans and pathetic freaks searching for midget goat porn, without further ado, I hereby declare this blog open!

It’s taken me two years to finally achieve what I set out to achieve when I opened my first Xanga account. Being the techno pointy head that I am, I thought that I could post to the lovely, shiny website you find yourself in. But no, I had to have a separate site for my blog. Poopy. Not only that, but my friends who weren't Xangans couldn't comment on what I had to say either. Double poopy.

Over the years, I’ve tried a couple of things to get this up and running. I am clearly too stupid for most blogging tools, however (not looking at anyone in particular, MovableType). But here I am, blogging and accepting comments (no e-props for my Xangan friends) and where I belong.

So have a look around, explore the links on the left and don’t forget to let me know you’ve visited.

It’s nice to be home.