LadyMissTree - Confessions of a Glamorous Mind

14 October 2003

Surgeon General's Warning

Too much of this:

may inspire you to attempt:

while wearing these:

This may be closely followed by crunching noises around the patella area, accompanied by excruciating pain and profuse profanities.

Consider yourselves warned.

ladymisstree • 07:05 PM

Ack!

verymodern told me at 09:38 PM on 14|10|03

you . . . you didn't, did you?

Maure told me at 11:16 PM on 14|10|03

A shame the Surgeon General didn't get to us *before* the act, no? It would have saved you no inconsiderable discomfort, and, at the last and thankfully some time ago, the maintenance crew at the Metro North Commuter Rail station in Greenwich a rather large and revolting mess to clean...

Saint Mahone told me at 01:26 AM on 15|10|03

You got drunk and had an awful lot of plastic surgery that makes you look an awful lot like a skinny white woman with an unnatural fondness for little boys?

IN THOSE SHOES?!

JaNell told me at 01:42 AM on 15|10|03

People need to be warned about the effects of Guinness? It's like drinking a cubic foot of Irish peat bog!

Loz told me at 03:22 AM on 15|10|03

Oh sweetheart, not again???

Those socks are never going to work for you.

And what the hell were you doing, dancing the charleston?

Reg told me at 05:40 PM on 15|10|03

Ouch! Advice well given, if not taken. :-P

Cat told me at 11:06 PM on 16|10|03

Mmmm, Guinness.

Warning heeded tho. Get well soon!

Marie Sui-Lee told me at 08:33 PM on 17|10|03

Mmmm, Guinness.

Um... why did you do this?

Travers told me at 10:56 PM on 17|10|03

oy. you didn't? hehe. duly noted.

the8rgrl told me at 05:22 AM on 18|10|03

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