OK, so today didn't start off too crash hot. Discovering tiny beetles re-enacting key scenes from Esther Williams' movies in your cereal AFTER you've taken several bites is not a healthy and nutritious start to the day. Unless, of course, you are looking for a protein heavy breakfast or you fancy incredibly small drumsticks.

Anyhoo, once I had gargled with several gallons of bleach and made noises closely approximating that of an asthmatic cat with a hairball, I made an incredible discovery.

Not only is The Tea Party touring, they are doing a lunch time acoustic gig with signing at a music store only a block and a half from my office. Without pointing out just what I will go through to see these guys play (here, here and here), eating bugs is small potatoes. This is the sort of news that makes me run around in little circles making incredibly high-pitched noises.

Excuse me, I'm going to go berserk with glee now.