I completely blanked out on the elephant joke for several seconds now, nevermind when younger. (But will run and pass it on to the boyfriend asap, he'll love it).

Sorry, I have zero dirty rhymes from childhood to report and I am very jealous of yours. (Maybe my mum will have a few). A late happy birthday to you!

Not a childhood reference, but instead from the funniest animated porn ever:

See an old lady
Sittin' on a log
Tryin' to get it on
With an old bullfrog

Tie my pecker to a tree
To a Tree
Tie my pecker to a tree

Ask Ghost...heh.

I still don't get the elephant joke!

I'm afraid, m'dear, you simply haven't got a dirty enough mind.

*Swoosh* Just when I think I'm not that naive, I read something like this and am humbled. ;-) I'll be googling in a bit now.

ROFL! Oh dear - the only thing, (other than nappies), that turns me off the idea of getting all political and "fighting for my right to be a parent" is knowing that if I do, one day I will be wearing the exact look on my face that my mother wore when I announced at age 7 the playground meanings of "PUMA" and "Adidas". ("Poofters Under Medical Attention", and "All Day I Dream About Sex/Sucking/Shagging")