T'was the week before Christmas, and all through the place
Not a creature was stirring, not even Tree's stuffed face
The pizza boxes were stacked by the rubbish with care
(But she only had three pieces, just to be fair)
Thai takeaway, corn chips and other delights
Were how she and her boy had spent all their nights
Both of them, sadly, were sicker than dogs
Producing more mucus than a pond full of frogs
She'd also baked cookies, gooey and sweet
To give to her friends as a nice Christmas treat
(They had to be tried and they had to be tasted
In case they were bad and had to be wasted)
Good eating, well that just seemed not to matter
And she was not concerned about getting fatter
She could see the numbers rising up on the scale
(Yes, she weighed in mid-week, her willpower frail)
She put half of it down to mucus and pills
From all of the drugs that she took for her ills
She will weigh in tomorrow and accept her fate
And try to cut down on her food schlorking rate
She supposes weighing in will be a bit of a fright
But fuck it, it's Christmas and she's had a good night!
Beautiful. I can taste the cookies just by reading it!
You've inspired me to have a go at my own version... it may or may not appear on my site. Depends how shite it is! :P
Yep, fuck it, it's Christmas - and I'm glad you're having a good time :-). Good wishes for feeling better soon!
Ahhh you make me laugh, what a bloody classic! I bet your weigh-in isn't as bad as you think anyway, and even if it is, fuck it, it's Christmas! heh.
OK, I'm saying it too. Fucking fuck it! Its fucking christmas! Heres to 2005 and a fresh start, and a BIG end to 2004!
WOohoo!!! I loved your entry, it's exactly how I feel (although I couldn't put it as eloquently as you). I can imagine that we will all be thinking the exact same thing on Jan 1st 2005... 'ok, THIS is it, it's time to DO THIS'. Yay for Christmas and yay for your attitude :)
Ahahaha!
Fuckit indeed for 2005 is another year!
9 for originality.
10 for using the word shnorkling.
10 for the time and effort you took when it is obvious that you arent feeling 'ticular.
oh and heres to a great weigh in stranger things have happened!
Served up by Beckie the redhead reindeer at 12:42 on 20|12|04